malcom toolsie

idiot and sux dih

Malcom toolsie is such a Tool

by caramelmoth April 18, 2018

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

Malcom

a boy who love to play girls but if they get a boyfriend he gets jealous and talks shit about them he's ugly and tall and has a very small dick

Malcom likes to make girls feel special then leave them

by Hgfdsssse November 12, 2017

Mr Malcom

The teacher who marks your tests after you graduate. Talks in a monotone voice.

John: Mr Malcom hasn't marked out tests yet.

Jim: Dude, it's been 3 years you still want that?

by Lord of Urban Dictionary July 30, 2019

Malcom bridge middle school

The school is filled with fuck ups, fags and disappointments. The girls are mid, and huge hoes. The boys are gay as hell and get no bitches, maybe because they have all had the same dumb haircut since 6th grade. The boys like boys and girls like girls. There is more drama In the school than a season of The Bachelorette. They all talk shit but don’t back it up.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school
Chad-“bro I’m gay”
Brad-“no shit you go to Malcom”

by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022

Malcom bridge middle school

A school full of fucks ups , fags and disappointments. the girls are mid and are all hoes The boys have all had the same gay haircut since 5th grade and get no bitches too. At Malcom, boys like boys and girls like girls.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school

Chad-“ bro I’m gay”
Brad-“ no shit, you go to Malcolm”

by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022

Ashanti malcom

A pussy that’s a verbalist with no friends 🤡🤡🤡

Ashanti malcom is a dickhead yo

by I get 🐱loool August 12, 2021