Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
1) an otherwise average idiot, once given authority to be in charge, acts as if he is the shit. 2)acting like a jackass on someone else's money.
"Better get to work, here comes Mr. Bigshit."
"Look at Mr. Bigshit, charging all that shit on the company credit card."
"Look at Mr. Bigshit, charging all that shit on the company credit card."
by pussyliquor December 11, 2007
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by SpongeSebastian June 04, 2006
Principle character from Pride and Prejudice who is very proud yet is the ideal man despite this. Also, any amazing guy who, although he sends mixed signals, is worth getting.
by bittydit July 12, 2005
A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Logan: Hey, that kid was seriously spazzing out back there. Is he okay?
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
Alex: Oh ya, he's just recovering from a fierce Patak Smack.
Logan: Another low blow for one of those wild Mr. Patakis' running around. Poor guy.
by long d style March 21, 2018
This is usually a stupid balding mother fuck and dates Indians. He teaches math and looks at is female students booty and looks super fucking gay and hate all teenage boys
Girl student: holy shit
Mr. Raff: ...
Boy student: Can I sharpen my pencil
Mr. Raff: no that’s detention
Mr. Raff: ...
Boy student: Can I sharpen my pencil
Mr. Raff: no that’s detention
by Person1 :/ May 10, 2019