Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it

"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Banana Loaf

The act of licking raw banana loaf or cake batter of a naked person's body parts.

Joe got annoyed with Charlotte for telling their friends about the time he did banana loaf to her.

by Bingbang August 11, 2012

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

Geometrical Bread Loaf

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm

have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.

by geo bread loaf January 27, 2021

Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017