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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.
by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023
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the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
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conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.
by wtheronjones March 17, 2011
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Casual lion

A sex position, in which the Greek god Bacchus, has a threesome with a ginger female, and a buzz cut brunette male with a bald spot. The male then deepthroats a plastic lion until he eventually swallows a piece of plastic.
“Yo man, i got super drunk last night and did a casual lion!”

Good for you, largefry, bro! I can never track down a female ginger.”
by Oh no. February 26, 2020
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delta lion

the hottest girl out there i’m telling you right now
aye cuh you seen delta lion

yuh cuh

she’s hot 🤤
by delta simp June 30, 2021
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Lion Kinged

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.
by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021
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lion

i want you to cum inside me and fuck me till im crying
lion
by obamaateslay December 19, 2022
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