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Drank the Kool-Aid

Term to define someone who blindly follows authority or someone else without really thinking about the consequences. This definition was inspired by the Jonestown massacre that killed over 900 people. Fun fact: Jonestown was the biggest American tragedy prior to 9/11.
Boomers: “Those millennials are always following those celebrities and doing dumb challenges on the Internet. They drank the Kool-Aid.”

Chocolate Cream Kool-Aid

While fucking a girl in the ass, you finish inside her, pull out and put a funnel in her gaping ass hole and pour Kool-aid into the funnel. Then she pushes it out and you catch it in a cup and drink it.
Dude, last night I had some chocolate cream Kool-aid with this girl.

Purple Kool-Aid 

Drinking the Purple Kool-Aid will cause a person to blindly follow those that gave it to them. This definition is considered to be a misinterpretation of the Purple Kool-Aid incident in 1970.
Finding any real examples would be hard, because really, this definition is a stretch. But a women being interviewed at a Tea Party rally in Washington D.C. attempted to suggest that non-conservatives are drinking Purple Kool-Aid and blindly following the government.

B kool bag your tool 

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.
"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

Hands off my Kool-aid

Taken from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Meaning 'Stay away from her, she's mine'
Justice Kisses Jay and he walks away, Silent Bob puckers his lips for a kiss, Jay grabs him.

'Hands off my Kool-aid!'

And pulls him away.

drank the kool aid 

to make an unbreakable commitment. Inspired by the Jonestown Masaccre.
"Hey, you guys wanna go with us to Jamaica?" "Can't- we already drank the kool aid on those tickets to Saskatchewan"
drank the kool aid by JayDoz November 24, 2005