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Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
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Juan jose robayo

A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.

“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!

Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.
by El universo December 16, 2021
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Juan

A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
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Pulling a Juan

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .
by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
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Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
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Juan

a sigma chad who resides in every living creature and is the king of the dark without being emo. is a sexy beast and his name is Tristan Nilsen
why did Juan fuck my mom in an oil drum?
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Juan

by anonymous December 6, 2020
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