welfare joy ride

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age

when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.

by Sexydimma October 21, 2016

Dance of Joy

The dance made famous by the Perfect Strangers, in which you attempt to kill your partner by grabbing him/her at the waste, kicking at them (while they kick at you), throwing them many tenths of inches off of the ground, and finally jumping up into their lap (before they can do the same) in order to try and break their back. During this, you ritualistically chant, "Die die die!"

Larry: You know that I must kill you now!
Balki: Of course not, don't be ridiculous!
Larry: There is only one way to settle this...
Balki: Yes, we must dance the Dance of Joy!
Larry and Balki: Die die die die...

by AlexAlexAlexAlexAlex October 31, 2007

e-Joy

Sending good wishes, a big hug or a positive intention someone's birthday, anniversary, holidays, involvement or the overall benefit of people via electronic transmission (email, internet, etc). It can replace an actual hug if not able to be in person.

Hi Lynn,

Here's sending you e-Joy this week for your birthday.

by in every atom April 12, 2010

jigger joy

What a white man would call a white woman who engages in sexual activity with a black man

Jeree sounds like something from rose city that screws niggers jigger joy

by Whiley December 31, 2013

Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

Kanye Joy

This is when a person feels an overwhelming amount of joy but does not physically express it

1:"Do you think he liked the gift?"
2:"Of course he did"
1:"Doesn't look like it"
2:"That's just how he is. He's got that Kanye Joy"

by SookyJay March 29, 2016

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 4, 2016