jet

to expel forcefully (e.g., semen)

Dude, you should have seen the load I jetted on that chick's face!

by gooschutzalot December 28, 2007

Jet

A musty-ass bottom-feeding little bastard who steals art and solicits personal information from minors

"Jet is that icecream flavor, no one likes, not even the shopkeepers"

by I'm always right, never wrong August 9, 2022

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022

Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 1, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

jet

amazing, cool, awesome, fantastic
often referring to pop culture or people

"your shoes are so jet!"
or
"oh yeah! i saw that movie, it was so jet!"
or

"that was so unjet, it wasn't even funny"

by imsojet June 6, 2010

man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011