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man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster
Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted
by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011
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Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.
“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”
by jmabrl January 1, 2018
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.9.I Jet Head.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025
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Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.
Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!
by boink! March 3, 2022
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jet

amazing, cool, awesome, fantastic
often referring to pop culture or people
"your shoes are so jet!"
or
"oh yeah! i saw that movie, it was so jet!"
or

"that was so unjet, it wasn't even funny"
by imsojet June 6, 2010
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Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.
My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.
by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025
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Jet Slag

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"
by hairygunt December 5, 2011
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