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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."
by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018
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