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Boyfriend: Hey cutie want to play some games.
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Zoie Jamrog: heck ya sexy, but go to warn you I'm super good at video games.
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Person 2: Quarter past.
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In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.
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Get the Dirty Jairo mug.A systematic way to determine the truth and authenticity of the relevant claim. Uses a levelling system to determine how accurate the statement is:
'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.
'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.
Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.
'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.
Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
Zude 1: "Yo bro, does my dih stink like ahh, gng?"
Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."
Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"
Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."
Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"
Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
by edenbean June 9, 2025
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The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022
Get the The Gristle Jardo mug.The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.
You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.
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