Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012

Jake

That one weird kid in class.

Hey man, that Jake over there is on a flip phone!

by Potuyit March 16, 2015

Jaked

To be thrown under the bus.
Blamed for someone elses mistakes.
Screwed over.
Left for dead.

I got Jaked!

by Raiderva March 3, 2009