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Jackson

Jackson, the king simp, the simp of simps and not just towards girls, he also specialises in men, attack helicopters and trans so don't worry. No one is left out, and no one is safe.
Jackson: "Hey Bro I ain't from Alabama but you lookin sexy af, and you know what I say... I like my children like I like my subs, 6 and 12."
The random guy he just hit on: "Wtf"
by Mikkaboss August 6, 2020
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curtis 50 cent jackson

a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
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jacksons

Twenty-dollar bills ($20). Often used in conjuntion with benjamins benjamins.
Give me a couple o' Jacksons so I can buy my ho them phat shoes.
by Fly Boy May 6, 2003
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Bo Jackson

Possibly the blackest white guy you'll ever meet. This guy thinks he's thug-nasty. He's that guy known in the town for earning his "red wings" or setting off fireworks in lockers. Can be identified by the genital blood around his mouth.
"Is that period blood on your face?" - Person 1.

"Yes..." - Person 2.
"Oh, you must be Bo Jackson." - Person 1
by AnonymousBartender November 19, 2014
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drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.
I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!
by Pacificus May 17, 2006
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Daniel Jackson

The Hottest SG-1 member on Stargate SG-1!!! He has blue eyes, brown hair, and dorky glasses. He's the sexiest nerd on TV and in the world. His Pouty lips will make you quiver and by the end of the day you'll be begging for him to take you home through the gate and hold you in those muscley arms.
I love you Dr. Danny and you're welcome to teach me a thing or two!
by DannysBitch August 9, 2005
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jacksboro

a shitty town with nothing to do but get drunk, high, or laid. mostly the first one.
hey dude last night i rubbed my jacksboro
by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006
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