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store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
mugGet the store-aisle preamblemug.
Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 8, 2024
mugGet the Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E Emug.

Grocery Store Rack

Why does she need to grab melons? She already has the whole grocery store in her shirt, she has a grocery store rack.
by shobu August 23, 2008
mugGet the Grocery Store Rackmug.

Store

a sheep, guide, cow, or pig acquired or kept for fattening.
"The farmer was concerned about the health of his flock and decided to take a few store sheep to the vet for a check-up."
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
mugGet the Storemug.

store

I think what makes the Best in Show, so funny is the odd moments and themes that the film encompasses. The plot is funny within itself. The idea that these characters who are all different, prioritize their dogs and treat them as their children. It's something that they all have in common, this brings them together. The dramatic acting, plot and the scenes, adds humor to the film. One example is when Gerry’s wife gets hurt and they are scared that their dog won't be able to walk
I think what makes the Best in Show, so funny is the odd moments and themes that the film encompasses. The plot is funny within itself. The idea that these characters who are all different, prioritize their dogs and treat them as their children. It's something that they all have in common, this brings them together. The dramatic acting, plot and the scenes, adds humor to the film. One example is when Gerry’s wife gets hurt and they are scared that their dog won't be able to walk store
by Abcvd January 8, 2024
mugGet the storemug.

Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag
I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!
by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021
mugGet the Dollar store douchebagmug.

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