couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

Forgotten Pocket

The term used when referring to the genitalia of a practising nun. Nuns vow their chastity, therefore have a pocket that is forgotten about and never used.

"No sister Mary, I would not like to see your forgotten pocket, tis a sin"

"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"

by hellicopter123 October 20, 2019

Pocket-tizer

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

Star-Pocketed

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.

He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!

by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011

Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.

Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy

by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

Airplane Pocket

The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.

Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.

by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017