A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
Get the couch pocketmug. The term used when referring to the genitalia of a practising nun. Nuns vow their chastity, therefore have a pocket that is forgotten about and never used.
"No sister Mary, I would not like to see your forgotten pocket, tis a sin"
"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"
"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"
by hellicopter123 October 20, 2019
Get the Forgotten Pocketmug. When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.
Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.
by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018
Get the Pocket-tizermug. by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011
Get the Star-Pocketedmug. A canine utilized for self pleasure.
by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023
Get the Pocket Puppymug. When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016
Get the Soggy Pocketmug. The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.
Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017
Get the Airplane Pocketmug.