When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Fur mug.The capacity of a homosapien to detect an extraordinary piece of fur that is ridin’ solo or worn by the likes of. It becomes their audacity to declare the words ‘fur dinkum’, as recalled by its counterpart ‘fair dinkum’. Essentially, it means this piece of fur is for real ( fake or not!)
However, it can be used to replace ‘fair dinkum’ in that everything that you agree with, becomes ‘fur dinkum’
However, it can be used to replace ‘fair dinkum’ in that everything that you agree with, becomes ‘fur dinkum’
A Lady in red, wearing a foxy fox on her debonair shoulders walks past.....and people recall " that is fur dinkum!"
by Clarey06 June 9, 2011
Get the Fur Dinkum mug.The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"
Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.
by TechSavage72 August 24, 2016
Get the courtesy fur mug.On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
by dog32012 December 20, 2020
Get the Non-Fur-Day for furries mug.The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.
"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"
by Jacey Bastardson November 21, 2023
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Get the chinese fur mug.In a hard water area, usually British, the heating element in becoming covered in timescale.
"Can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
"Can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
by Trogstig January 4, 2024
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