Pocket-tizer

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018

Pocket-niggi

A small-ish black person, in the company of a bigger person of the same or different race.

"Why do they have little pocket-niggi's?"
" Al is my Pocket-niggi, he's over there."

by aphrodite3890 July 14, 2015

gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

pocket-fatigue

Pocket-Fatigue - The state of never being able to find anything you are carrying in a pocket due to wearing too many items of clothing with pockets. Someone who can not find the things they looking for are said to be suffering from Pocket-Fatigue. The suffering of Pocket-Fatigue generally increases during the winter months.

I cant find my money as I am suffering from Pocket-Fatigue.

by Phillip Grimshaw December 20, 2010

Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.

J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.

by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021