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brain-ninja'd

(verb) to mess with a member of the opposite sex's head, usually by women. Originates from the comedy routine of comedian Dane Cook.
"Peter needed to talk after Maria brain-ninja'd him."
by strongbadia7 December 9, 2007
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brain therapy

A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.

Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.
"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"

"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."

<SMACK>

"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"

"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008
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brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.
"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."
by dorifuto April 26, 2014
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kook brain

Marko-"Your kook brain to the max"

Nathan-"are u kook brain?"
by straightoutofseattle May 2, 2014
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Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
by IbagM21 January 3, 2015
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exam brain

When you're so busy and consumed with school, exams and studying that you forget, confuse or aren't able to remember the rest of your schedule.
You must have exam brain.
by S Black December 15, 2013
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