Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

Hot pocket

When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills

Let's hot pocket and chill

by Flybish May 19, 2022

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass

I gave him the old anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018