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Don't corrupt your horses

When someone complains, you respond with this. It means something like "Oh, just look at my situatuion."
Friend: "Aw, dangit. I barely get paid anything. I wish I got paid more."
You: "Don't corrupt your horses. I just got laid off."
by lover1349 December 30, 2009
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horses

terrible people. Member of the horse species who, undoubtedly, must be evil, as his whole species is.
Fellow A: Hello there you adorable pack of puppies how are you? Wait a minute... they're all dead! Damn you horses!
Fellow B: What horse would do this!?
horse: (giggles madly on rooftop before shooting away aboard evil jet.
by sockrocker117 August 8, 2006
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heres your card

When someone put someone in there place. To knock someone down a peg or two. When someone who "knows it all" is proved wrong infront of everyone and is forced to eat his words publicy.
Heres your card bitch. Shut the fuck up you don't have a clue what your talking about.
by Jason Shelton June 1, 2006
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Herpes Residual

her-pes hur-peez re·sid·u·al ri-zij-oo-uhl
–noun Pathology.
1:That oozing, bleeding puss in the final days of Herpes.

2:Any herpes related fluid that may spread from one sexual partner to another. Or fluid that is transfered from skin to skin from an infected anal or otherwise herpes carrier.
"My gawd..Your herpes infected monkey has just spread his Herpes Residual all over my face. I'm going to kill that little..."
by paulz March 4, 2008
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hayward horseshoe

When a male's member is so large that it can be bent downward and inserted into his own anus.
"You know what? Fuck you and your shitty East Bay friends. You all can sit around HAYWARD HORSESHOEING yourselves; I'll be in SF."
by malconsidine February 3, 2006
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horses ass (horsespatut)

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person
He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.
by Gary Gonzales September 1, 2005
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Gym Class Heroes

A "band" whose entire success came from stealing a song by Supertramp.
Wigger: Peep dis new track yo, it be called Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes...
Person: Hey I think I've heard this before, oh that's becuase it was already a song
by Angrymofo June 4, 2007
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