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Hawkblock 

Verb ~ (...-ed, -ing, -able):

The act of restricting a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

P. Noun ~ (...er):

Someone who succeeds at keeping a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.
Verb: Football fans from California and Nevada got totally Hawkblocked from purchasing tickets online to the NFC Championship game in Seattle.

P. Noun: That Hawkblocker totally tried to keep us from getting into the stadium.
Hawkblock by murdock421 January 15, 2014
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hawkesby 

The best surname in the world, people with this last name usually have the biggest dicks and vaginas
OMG look at that bulge he must be a Hawkesby
hawkesby by Bigcandlestick March 23, 2019
HAWDSG
HAWDSG by anonymous September 9, 2020

Hawked Out 

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
Hawked Out by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020
Spitting on someone through text.
hawk tfoo *enters strangers DMs with a large amount of disrespect*
hawk tfoo by luisishorny February 25, 2021
Hawkbug is so funny! And amazing-<3
Hawkbug is one of the best people I've met!

Hawk and Gawk 

When the person you are fucking turns into Stephen Hawking and acts like a disabled person and jumps on your dick and then right after gives you that Gawk Gawk 9000.
This hoe is giving me that good Hawk and Gawk
Hawk and Gawk by IanTheGoat59 November 29, 2021