A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
Get the Pack and a Halfmug. when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level
person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on
person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!
by cameltoexofxcamelot October 30, 2011
Get the dumb and a halfmug. When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.
A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?
B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight
A: LIES. You're Half-Sick
B: Prove me wrong, Douche
B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight
A: LIES. You're Half-Sick
B: Prove me wrong, Douche
by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009
Get the Half-Sickmug. "My neighbour's half-lame. She does nothing but posts tiktoks day-in-day-out and shares those tiktoks on her other social media apps."
by caffeineabuser June 7, 2021
Get the half-lamemug. by bostonsportsfan69 May 20, 2018
Get the Half a sandwichmug. by Thegirlnextdoor06 June 5, 2018
Get the half a snackmug. by WARBIRD October 10, 2003
Get the DUECE and a halfmug.