Hairy Dorsey

A Harry Dorsey is when a man and a woman are having sex, the man then proceeds to cum all over the woman's face and quickly rib out his pubes and throw them at her face causing them to stick. It is also acceptable if he first shaves his pubes and keeps them nearby to affix to her face upon ejaculation.

What happened to that girl's face?
She got a Hairy Dorsey.

by Big Coach D January 30, 2010

Hairy toes

Having hairy toes on females means that she is SEXY AF!

Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!

'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

Hairy eye

Like a stink eye but more of a snobby look up & down the whole body with a poop sniff mouth.

That bitch looked at me like her ass was a cream puff & everyone wanted a bite & gave me the hairy eye, what a sluntbag.

by SpinSugar Shannon (aka CREAM) April 27, 2008

hairy twat

1.)a rugby player

2.)a wet bolognia flower

3.)a not-so-nice insult

guy 1) Hey do you know that kid tyler?
guy 2) Yeah, he's the hairy twat right?

Kyle Holland will never get into a hairy twat

Kyle won't get any hairy twat because he's such a fucking hairy twat.

by Tim Gesell October 31, 2003

The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

Hairy Sandwich

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

by Mastah Snatcha June 11, 2011