gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

puddle gut

Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut

Oi travis your such a puddle gut for eating my chocolate

by The official puddle gut April 7, 2019

bust a gut

Eating a very large meal; eating so much that ones stomach is so full that one feels that it might actually break open. Often times this feeling results in one falling asleep while watching t.v.

I ate so much I thought I might bust a gut.

Let's go to that new Mexican place and bust a gut!

by wichita January 13, 2008

beat guts

when you give it to a gurl real good, hardcore, smashing we call it beating guts

when you having good sex and tha gurl cant handle it you beat guts

by thizzle sahota April 4, 2011

Gut Buster

"a meal so delicious you can't stop eating it" Rachael Ray

A Gut Buster is a meal such as BAKED ZITI with fresh mozzerella and spinach.

by L.r.L January 22, 2008

beat guts

Alright... This is how the game goes. I womens vagina is about 4 to 5 inches long. This means if your penis happens to be longer then 5 inches you end up in a womens internal organs.

1. Did you beat guts.

2. Jacks Boi - "Dam jack herd u beat guts?"
Jack - "Whos guts?"
Jacks Boi - "Jills son?"
All da sudden... THE ROOM GOES QUIET... Jill walks in the room with a disturbing look on her face, holding her stomach....
Jacks Boi - "4sho"

by Rich - Justin - Teddy June 29, 2008

gutted slug

Another term for a woman's vagina.

Ya know, her pink taco, vertical smile, bearded clam, gutted slug.

by Chief big bong smoke March 18, 2005