An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019
A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz
Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"
Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
by BuddyRichFan122 January 09, 2012
When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter
After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.
by The Big Dog2617 August 19, 2011
The act of masturbating into a fish tank while your lover removes hairs from your asshole with a weedwhacker.
by frankensteiner January 30, 2008
by Hammer October 24, 2003
When you are about to get it on. Grab the shoulders of the one you're getting it on with as a handle and start thrusting.
by George of the Concrete Jungle April 02, 2018
The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?
Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
by Alasdair W May 26, 2007