Goosed-it

To have fucked something up. To ruin even the simplest of things because of stupidity.

"I totalled my car again. I was driving down a straight road and I goosed-it!"

by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006

Goosen-flagen

The act of taking a goose and inserting it into an orifice on your body while at the same time lubing another person with 10w-30 motor oil preferably Castrol.

Wow that goosen-flagen was slick!!!

by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

goose

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Goose

Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.

"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."

by steviep. March 3, 2010

goose

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

by TheRotArm July 7, 2004

goose

A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.

by George Adams May 21, 2006