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Googlution

A portmanteau of "Google pollution". A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
After sifting through 34 pages of Googlution, I finally found a useful query result.
by OkieLoki February 28, 2009
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Google Brome

Google Brome: The 'bro' version of Google has been released. All you have to do is change the name of the former, and less cool version of Google Chrome into, Google Brome. Bros are never far, my friends
Guy 1: "Dude! just look it up on Google Chrome!"
Guy 2: "Naw, man, i got Google Brome, way cooler"
by AJdiff June 6, 2012
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Google Meet

Zoom Cloud Meetings but somehow worse
"Lets use Zoom or Discord. Google Meet sucks"
by The Borkiest Bepis January 11, 2021
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Google Smart

Describes someone who while communicating over the internet googles information and then portrays it as their own thought or as if they always knew the information they are displaying without looking it up mid-conversation.
Person 1: "Everybody knows that Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the USA"

Person 2: "Dude you're full of shit, you just googled that. You're not smart, you're Google Smart"
by Johnh1020 September 25, 2010
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Google Time

That special time of the day spent wasting company money by dicking around on the internet. Most google time occurs between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.
"Screw the deadline, it's google time baby"

"Brett's boss found him in the middle of a serious Google Time session. Needless to say, he got written up."
by kmnprime February 18, 2010
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google slut

a person who is on the computer so much that it is like they are f***ing it
Tom was such a google slut that he denied his wife sex
by aflack217spam March 25, 2011
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