gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

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Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity

1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

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Goober

When a friend or an acquaintance is a little silly billy

Example: Oh you goober you about to make me goon!

by Silliest.of.Billies April 27, 2024

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Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

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