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goober game

goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023
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fooshy goober

A fooshy goober is a term of endearment used for an amazing friend. It’s mostly used on someone goofy, funny, and an all around great person. If you are called a fooshy goober it may sound like a mean name but trust me it means you’re goofy nice and a great person. It can also be used if someone screws up in a funny way.
Person 1: god i Love Olivia and hailey SO much they’re so goofy and nice.
Person 2: yeah, they’re such fooshy goobers!
When used as an “insult”
Person 1: crap i just called my teacher mommy!
Person 2: Hahahahah you’re such a fooshy goober!
by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 22, 2017
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by goober69420 October 24, 2023
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Goober

Goober is pooping outside.
by Notbroski September 25, 2023
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goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.
1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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Goofy Goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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