goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022

Goober

When a friend or an acquaintance is a little silly billy

Example: Oh you goober you about to make me goon!

by Silliest.of.Billies April 27, 2024

Goober

Most black deepwoken player every found

Goober is the most nigga depths farmer every and blackest he will lurke from yo behind

by Tostado_ January 18, 2023

goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock

That guy looks like such a goober kisser

by FitsMagee June 20, 2022

Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.

Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.

by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017