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Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.
Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.
by sarboo3 November 1, 2011
mugGet the Pirate Goldmug.

solid gold

Adjective;
Individual naturally possessing the fundamental qualities in association With beauty, comedy, etc; and the ideal platform and discipline to deliver with precise accuracy, those qualities; with out manipulation, coaxing or any outside interference and in a consistent unflappable manor.
1. The first audition was solid gold, its a wrap.
2. This guy's interview was solid gold; tell the rest of the candidates to take two weeks off and than quit.
3. Jack Nicholson was solid gold as the role of The Joker, retire that costume, noone will ever do it better.
* See J. Rao
by joeblo April 15, 2008
mugGet the solid goldmug.

Go for the Gold

Having sex or secual acts in back of a taxi during rush hour traffic
Holly and I are looking to Go for the Gold after work.
by Mstrofpuppts March 1, 2016
mugGet the Go for the Goldmug.

Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
mugGet the Parole Goldmug.

gold head

When they blow you with a grill
Have you seen Lil Wayne's new music video? I bet he'd give great gold head!
by Hm, toaster... July 5, 2017
mugGet the gold headmug.

Gold Attack

When you flex on someone with gold jewelry. Also the name of Dj Tasos’s album “Gold Attack”
John gold attacked Buu with his gold
by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019
mugGet the Gold Attackmug.

Gold Bugle

Its the bugle you'd love to touch but you musn't touch... bugle sounds good in your ear but when you say it you musn't fear... 'cos bugle can be said by anyone!
Would you like thy to take ones Gold Bugle from thee.
by GoldenBugleBoy May 1, 2009
mugGet the Gold Buglemug.

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