cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.

Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.

by rmme56 October 27, 2017

Hornblower’s Fudge

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.

Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.

by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

butthole fudge

Long thin strips of poop coming out of someone's ass with extreme force and very very stinky but don't look it's like a toxic bomb

Holy shit that's a big piece of butthole fudge!

by ɓσմηδεδ July 2, 2016

fudge volcano

While doing a hand stand you try to fart but shit comes out

Al Rocher was at the Olympic games in Rio watching the gymnastics competition and when a dark mass suddenly started covering the l crowd. He realized it was a fudge volcano erupting every where

by Dillyguy4789 May 14, 2016

Fudge Zacker

Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.

Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"

Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."

Chuckford: "I know, right?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

What the fudge

A polite way of saying "What the ****?" without actually saying the F word.

What the fudge is is going on?

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir July 8, 2021