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friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.
Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
by brooskitooski August 9, 2025
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Adjacent Bust Friendly

When your ok blowing your load within the same proximity as a bro friend, like during an orgy.
Yo Chat! Thank god I brought my ABF (adjacent bust friendly) friends with me to the orgy! I was afraid it was going to be like masterbating at church!
by Arnoldbrownsshwlviger August 11, 2025
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Friendly Fire

A slang term for the action of insulting, mocking, or making fun of someone for something that applies to you.
It was friendly fire when Isa, a C student, made fun of Belle for getting a C on the test.

It was only friendly fire—Aarav didn’t mean to hurt Joe’s feelings when he made fun of him for being a man.
by Is_a_Kumar August 30, 2025
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Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
by agoofymovie September 16, 2025
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Friendly hug

A friendly hug - a hug when female teasing you for later on when not in public
As she whispers in your ear giving you a friendly hug
by Tcm45645 November 3, 2025
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Friendly Fire

To have the best sex with a femboy that you had yet while being very drunk, so you do't even realize that it is a man that you're fucking until the day after or after the effects of alchohol go away. Only applies to men.
Person 1: Ugh... i think i fucked up last night
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: I fucked this... this femboy and i didn't even realize until now.
Person 2: Friendly Fire right there lol
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 5, 2025
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The friendly wasp

The friendly wasp is a sexual act requiring a wasp hailing from a Greek island, a glass bottle of Coca Cola and a willing participant. First start by capturing the insect inside of the bottle of coke, this is made marginally easier when at a dining table, with food present to attract the wasp.

Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.
My mate Joe went to Corfu this year and got talked into trying “The friendly wasp” , he said he tried it just for fun
by Larry Longbottom December 22, 2025
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