deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007

fried potatoe guy

The biggest badass that ever lived. Works at the Lambert's cafe in the Gulf Shores area. Always triumphs over Okra guy.
Will fight Okra guy for 20 dollars.

Person 1: Hey look! It's fried potatoe guy!

Person 2: What's so great about that guy?

Person 1: He serves fucking fried potatoes!!!

Person 2: What about Okra guy?

Person 1: Fuck that guy! This is fried potatoe territory! Don't even get me started on that bitch Maccoroni and Tomatoe woman.

Peter Pan guy: You forgot your food! *Skips away with his animals friends*

by Lavigne246 May 30, 2009

Friedberg

Gay, fake Gucci wearing, ADHD studdering, pedifile. He can be cool sometimes though. If you're having a good time, he'll just shit on your parade.

That friedberg got a boner for starring at those cameras.

by avaundre April 7, 2015

Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.

Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!

by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021

saucy fried shischcabob

5 guys line up in a row and you stick 10 foot shichcabob sticks through their anus's and out their dong holes. And then all have a huge gang bang

We had a very saucy fried shischcabob last night.

by mithchell April 24, 2009

Kira Frederiksen

THE MOST AMAZING BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD! If it were possible, I would bare her children, and they would grow up to be BEAUTIFUL, and take over her possition as GOD. Kira is brutally honest, and has been through complete and utter hell, but that's what makes her so easy to look up to, even though she's shorter than I, and younger... BUT OH WELL.

Kira Frederiksen... is god.. of all humans.. and animals.. and YES even llamas...

by BitchNoDoubt September 24, 2011