Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

Fred

Appendage attempting 40 in may

He got a freds worth

by Verisimilitude May 19, 2019

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Fred

my sci skeleton that we started a cult for

The Fred cult will never falter.

by TheRealFishyFries January 12, 2023

Fredding

When quickly dying as a lifeform, most often an onos, right after evolving. Also called flashing. Based on Supafred's extraordinary skill of flashing his onos. It's a well established term in the vast world of gaming.

Supafred evolves to onos.
Supafred runs into 5 marines, dying within 30 seconds.
Everyone else "He's fredding, he's fredding!"
Supafred freds and exlaims: "Oops"

- What? Didn't Supafred go onos?
- Yeah, but he fredded.

by UnknownNS2Player August 7, 2024

fred..weasleyswifeig

fred..weasleyswifeig is an old shifttok creator who stopped posting and deleted all their fricking content. i’m pissed about it jay. give us some content ok?

Me: fred..weasleyswifeig should post
Jay: no
me: *cry*

by deadrics..wifeylolzies July 18, 2021

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024