Children

Michael Jackson Bait.

Detective- Maybe, if we get enough children, we can finally catch Michael Jackson once and for all!
Random Officer- But sir, Michael Jackson has been dead for years now.
Detective- So we get more children to lure his ghost in!
Random Officer 1- Are you fuckin’ nuts or what

by thecodie December 28, 2021

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

Pocket children

Pocket children are collections of dust, sand and other odds and ends found in ones pocket. The pocket children are often forgotten or neglected inside ones pocket. When the owner of the pocket empties it out the pocket children are born and are now you responsibility. Take care of your children.

I found some pocket children in my old rain jacket from years ago. Now I have a family...

by Daddi Longlegz September 17, 2019

Devil's Children

Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.

Don't let these people go into Petland or even Pet Warehouse. Those are Devil's Children.

by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010

The Dust Children

The name of a shigaraki cult its similar to shiggyism except is a c u l t

Have you joing The Dust Children i hear its a cult with a ton of shigaraki simps and fans who think he deserves the world and would let him disintegrate them anytime

by Dizzy1111 February 13, 2021

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

children

the things in my basement

how did the children get out of the basement

by anonymous September 10, 2022