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Decoy Food

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.
I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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Food Grudge

When you have had a bad experience with a food and so go off eating it for a while.

Often people who claim to have allergies are really just holding food grudges.
Ever since I drank too much at that Christmas party I've had a food grudge against fruit cake.
by The Slangolier September 2, 2010
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food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
by Roundthebend November 29, 2014
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food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
by wafflewomen October 28, 2019
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Pussy Food

Nonchalantness
Designer bags
Nail dates
Gangsta music
Hard shit
Rapport building

All these things are pussy food, shit that gets the panties wet
You aint get that bitch a bag or sum, nigga thass pussy food betta get that.

Oh she curvin you, shit, fallback, act nonchalant, thass pussyy food they like that.

You gotta talk to the bitch like u KNOW her already, thass pussy food

Play some lik durk ‘round da bitch, thass pussy food.

Drop the strap around her one time, thass pussy food.

Go get ya nails done wit the bitch, thass pussy food, let her see you take care ya shit.
by Vyrotek April 9, 2022
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foods ghost

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008
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food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.
"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."
by TheMonger May 3, 2007
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