Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.
by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019
Get the Fake Xanaxmug. (DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017
Get the Faking the Snakemug. When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
by QueError April 25, 2015
Get the The Fake Outmug. When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
Get the Fake Pornmug. by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug. Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 8, 2009
Get the Fake Statisticsmug. Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012
Get the Fake Slootmug.