crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Florbo

What someone may be called when their preferred pronouns are unknown to the speaker; replaces he, him, she, her, them

Who is that over there? It looks like florbo is trying to climb that giant oak tree!

by Taxicab Blue July 13, 2020

Disney Channel Flow

Named after the line in the infamous Jake Paul song, "It's Everyday Bro". A song artist taps into this when they produce low quality music and trying too hard to pander to youngers.

That bratty pop singer really has that Disney Channel Flow.

by Alakazoo42 June 26, 2017

jocelyn flores

A model, friends with XXXTENTACION, showing no signs of depression but yet tragically committed suicide. XXXTENTACION later used her name as the title of his most popular song from 17.

"You heard about Jocelyn Flores?"

by IAmWaffluz December 18, 2017

Big Floppa

a Floppa is an obese caracal

Big Floppa wont flop fo' no hoe

by le_trtl July 22, 2020

Flossy

Nickname for Brooklyn Neighborhood; Canarsie.

Given because Canarsie AKA Scam Capital, residents are know to "Floss" (show off) expensive cars, clothes, & accessories.

Also know as "The Floss"

You from the Flossy?

by Flossy Miz December 22, 2017