Whore Faker

A person who dresses and acts like a whore but is too ugly to infact have any sex

Ashley is such a whore faker !

by Kittennnnnnn June 28, 2016

Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.

Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

hardened flamer

When a girl is giving head with a mouth full of hot-sauce.

"Dude, she gave me a hardened flamer, it hurt like hell, but it was amazing.

by Apiwith March 14, 2017

urban faker

An urban faker is someone who makes up words or phrases just to define them on the Urban Dictionary.
The phrase urban faker can also be used to refer to any words or phrase that is made up to be defined on the urban dictionary.

Yes, I know that this definition is ironic because the phrase "urban faker" is an urban faker, but what're you going to do about it?

Look at that loser over there. He's defined over 13 words, and I don't know a single one. He's an urban faker for sure.

by Lumby_Jack September 19, 2017

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.

"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"

by SSoloo November 17, 2018

mood flakes

Snow showers that are more atmospheric than intrusive

The snow showers will be nothing more than some "mood flakes"

by deftone207 December 21, 2018