Fat Cart

The motorized carts available to customers at grocery stores (of course) and Wal Marts. A "fat cart cart" is the noise a fat cart makes when it backs up.

I could not get any ice cream, honey. Some bitch on a fat cart was parked in front of the frozen case.

by Frank Hackett September 3, 2016

Fat poo

One of the most versatile phrases known. Fat poo can be used as an insult, an exclamation of a general displeasure, an exclamation of a general joy, a compliment (similar to saying "you're the shit"), or it could even be used on its own, but only in certain circumstances. These certain circumstances are usually if you are at a friend's house and there is no conversation, you could say fat poo to break the silence. Or perhaps you could say fat poo when you don't really have a response to something.

(insult)
Person 1: Dude you're stupid
Person 2: Yeah? Well you're a fat poo.

(General displeasure)
AW WHAT THE FAT POO, THAT WAS BULLSHIT!

(general joy)
AWWWW YEAH, FAT POO, THAT THING FINALLY CAME IN! I'M GENERALLY JOYOUS!

(Compliment)
Person 1: Dude you're really cool
Person 2: You're awesome
Person 1: You're amazing
Person 2: You're the fat poo

Person 1: R-really? That's so nice of you!

(On its own)
*4 friends are in a room*
*After 45 minutes of talking and laughing together, the room gets deafeningly silent*
*It is, indeed, awkward*
Person 1: ... Fat poo
Person 2, 3, and 4: lmao

by Nicky Big Dick September 10, 2016

Fat jaunt

Term used to describe a large and veluptuous bottom. Usually used when talking about females. However, the term may be used with men, but a mandatory "no homo" must be added to the phrase.

"Damn, that girl has a fat jaunt! I'd smash for sure!"

"You see that dude over there, he has a fat jaunt. No homo though."

by OG Squad Defines November 18, 2016

fat rack

a woman with big tits

"peep that chick over there with the double ds, she has a fat rack"

by pete eckhart January 23, 2017

Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob

“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet”

by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020

Fat rage

Wanting to run over skinny people with your shopping cart at the grocery store.

That skinny tramp cut in front of me. I'm gonna channel all my fat rage and run the biotch over!

by tbone461 October 16, 2012

Fat Deck

A drinking game played with a fat deck of cards.

Instructions

1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER

Additional Rules

1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row

Ryan: Yo lets get drunk
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word

by Curtis Fox November 26, 2011