Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019
Get the Fake Hatemug. When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
by redoctober45 July 17, 2019
Get the Fake Mewsmug. by Anna313 February 9, 2009
Get the fake Monetmug. Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012
Get the Fake Slootmug. Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.
by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019
Get the Fake Xanaxmug. (DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017
Get the Faking the Snakemug. Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 8, 2009
Get the Fake Statisticsmug.