twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
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See what's happened!?
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A douchebag with a vocabulary containing the words: dingus, dumb dumb, idiot, fat jew, and unbelievable
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Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
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"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
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Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?
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