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Eskimo Hourglass

The act of engaging in penetration of the vaginal cavity or anus with a large icicle attempting to achieve completion before the melting of said icicle. It is important to note the desperation of the act.
Man I was fighting for my life attempting to complete the Eskimo Hourglass.
by Ogmudthug January 10, 2026
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