Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

E'ci

A hardass server from Everquest

E'ci is where Alkrun, a giant faggot that rips off Something Awful and still uses a 1.5 year old gimmick named Fiesta-Cat, is from.

Also see: Alkrun

by Rrail June 11, 2006

e-cronym

The useful (but grammatically annoying) acronyms most often associated with electronic messaging (though also popular in the hastily scribbled notes passed by pre-adolescent girls in the classroom).

LOL is a e-cronym for "Lots of Laughs"

by Alex DeVine May 28, 2003

e-cest

To have sex with another family member online.

Jim-Bob did e-cest with his sister last night

by James Lowe April 8, 2006

E-Crew

The fratty mother fuckers who stand by the business elevator at EPHS. Polo, pastels, and sperrys is the attire while getting fucked up, getting fucked, and giving 0 fucks is the motto. These kids go straight from the bottle, then proceed to smash it on you because you're a worthless, piece of GDI. As you lay on the floor in severe pain, vomit may or may not projectile onto you while a member of the E-Crew screams, "no chase nation." Many people have not survived weekends with The E-Crew and have never been seen since. It can only be assumed the fallen ones challenged an E-Crew member to a case race, but soon found out pouring beer into their cargo pockets to try and win is a very unapproved action that may have had severe consequences. Also it has been reported that The E-Crew has recently been wasted so often that members of the Blue Crew are becoming increasingly hotter per beverage consumed. Yes, there is actually a mathematical formula included to help the process (Hotness of "enter Blue Crew member" = Initial hotness + cleavage x beverages consumed/ 2.5). In a recent interview with crew members, they were confronted and informed that many people disapprove of their lifestyle. After slim to no hesitation, a crew member responded, "niggaz don't scare me." It seems The E-Crew has truly changed EPHS forever, and the world for that matter. The E-Crew beats you in every aspect of life (yes, even dick size) and they truly don't give a fuck.

Scene is at Taco Bell while ordering food:

"Have you heard about these E-Crew kids?" - GDI #1

"Yeah, I hear they are aspiring 'frat stars'" - GDI #2

"They seem pretty cool to me" - Both of the GDI's girlfriends

"Cool? No... At least Iam not an alchoholic, like I am better" - GDI #1 ....... E-Crew members walk in and budge GDI's

"Hey man we were there first" - GDI #2

"Oh i am sorry, HA no i'm not... Wait a minute, I thought your extra pockets in those cargos were suppose to hold stuff for you, yet they can't even hold your spot in the Taco Bell line, now that is sad." - E-Crew Member

..... E-Crew members then proceed to paddle the GDI's with Beefy Crunches (that the GDI's bought) and take the GDI's slams back to the house to give them the dirty-d.

by Captain Addy June 2, 2013

E-Con

A term, usually associated with young teenage men but can be used with either gender, that denotes someone of incredible coolness, usually in an unconventional or unorthodox way.

Whoa! That guy's the best beatboxer I've ever seen! What an E-Con!

by Amaxing (Who else?) July 21, 2008