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To take care of a baby, Luke. You dumb ass.
I can’t get high and eat tacos tonight, I got baby duty.
baby duty by anonymous July 2, 2024

Ethical duty 

No. I don't Jordan. And I'm not going to be sorry for anything either. If I have to kill a kid because you won't do what I want here... I'm going to be the only one who doesn't regret how this went.
Hym "If you don't have to tell me the truth then I have no ethical duty to any of you. I will not live without the credit for A.I. and I will not die alone. I will take one of your kids with me if not as many as I can. Your religion is a fundamentally corrupt practice. You are bad people. Go to heaven."
Ethical duty by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Drop a Duty 

Take place in a long hard steamy session of modern warfare 2 that spans a few hours, especially when exams are close
Me and my roomate smoked a few bowls then drop a duty for a few hours. Needless to say, our grades this semester are lacking
Drop a Duty by slogan88 April 23, 2010

Call of duty 

That game that I play every hour of my life. The only game that you can die in while you spawn. The game that every one's name is xXx_420blaizin360noscoperforlife_xXx. Every one thinks he's at faze clan and try 360 720 Y Y noscope you and than get an across the map tomahawk while T-bagging at the last round on search and destroy after they got wet over 3,000,000 ninja defuese while eating dewritos at their mom's basement. Every year they have money ripping DLC's that will give better shit after you pay "only" 20 fucking bucks. But I'll buy the next one next year.
I'm so 420blaizin on that game in Call of Duty
Call of duty by Thepl March 12, 2015

Call of Duty Syndrome 

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

Call of Duty 

A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!
Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.
Call of Duty by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 23, 2016