Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*

I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D

by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011

Pass the dutchie

Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.

Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"

Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."

Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!


Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

by ZCMC March 12, 2009

Going Dutch

When two partners on a date choose to pay their own respective portions of the bill instead of the man paying for it all.

I saved twenty dollars by going dutch with Christine to the club.

by Adam Bone December 24, 2003

Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'

by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009

Dutch Mudslide

Similar to a Dutch Oven. When one of the two people in the same bed farts, and blasts an accidental discharge of fecal matter instead of just gas on to the other person.

I meant to give Ma the old Dutch Oven, but I accidentally lost control of my bowels and gave her a Dutch Mudslide instead.

by Tim Rentler February 5, 2008

duty

A word commonly laughed at by people no matter how mature you are.

It is normally laughed at as people use the word duty as slang for feces.

Person 1: IT IS YOUR DUTY!

Person 2: Hahaha......... duty.

by domki366 January 6, 2013

Call of Duty

A first-person-shooter game with about as many 11-year-old fanboys as the PS3, and is generally played by people with way too much time on their hands, or someone who hasn't played any Battlefield games. Usually accompanied with squeaky voices, crappy montages, fanboys that hate every other game ever, singles, and 20-year-old "pros", that give Microsoft Points to have their ranks, K/Ds, accuracy, and other useless virtual gold stickers increased in shinyness.

Person 1: I'm playing Call of Duty!

Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!

by RussellLawliet July 25, 2011