Didgeridoobie

a didgeridoo that has been reperposed by kangaroos the animal to smoke weed

four kangaroos, also known as a pod of kangarai were smoking their didgeridoobie. Phil, the one smoking the didgeridoobie at the time, coughed into the didgeridoobie, leading to Tom's face getting se on fire. In a panic he stuck his face in a bush to put it out and in the process he lit it on fire. Some say that's how the fires in Australia got started.

by the black death 49 May 31, 2020

Dude guess

Fefers to people (often men) who "claim something in a way that makes it sound like you know what you're talking about even though you're really only guessing". Originally from the Swedish word "killgissa".

- "Hey Laura, I need you to make a cake ready for me for Tuesday when the Republicans wins the election."
- "Come on, it's not for certain they will win yet. You are only dude guessing."

by EricThombbo November 19, 2020

Dodgey cross

To cross a road in a place with no crossing most likely unsafe and dodgey. Most cases will involve the need to walk fast or run.

Let's dodgey cross here.

We missed the crossing, dodgey cross fast!

by Coffeesloth12 May 7, 2021

Dodgeology

Title of the New Religion founded in part by billionaire genius, business magnate and techno king; Elon Reece Musk.

The sigil is of course the one and only sunglass wearing “Doge”

Dodgeology is the path to enlightenment
The time is upon us to venture beyond time and space to embrace Dodgeology

by Mslorilove May 8, 2021

dodgersfan44

Jay's son. common L taker and stat pads lmao-archive.

Dodgersfan44 is my sonAz

by Ipipedurmom March 10, 2022

Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023

(Bre) Dodge

(Insert x-girlfriends name here) Dodge is when you see any of your x-girlfriends in a public place and narrowly escape a very painful and awkward conversation. Most applicable when the previous breakup was not so good.

Sam: Holy Crap man! I just did the most extreme (Bre) DODGE!
Trent:Where? I know she works at Fred Meyer..
Sam: yeah, I was in line for Starbucks and she was standing right next to me with a clipboard, so scary!
Trent: What did you do?
Sam: I spun around so she would not see me then assertively walked across the store and went for Starbucks elsewhere

by Fishman1319 January 27, 2009