p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.

you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019

Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.

Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service

by TheRealGator January 21, 2021

Door Stop

A Door Stop is someone that has a penis with the maximum length of 3 inches.

You can't see your penis? You probably have a Door Stop.

by MichelleISaB0SS March 16, 2022

suicide doors

Doors that open the oposite way than they usually do. Used in the 1930's by gangsters because they could easily hang out of their car with their tommy guns and shoot at the vehicle that was following them.

In the movie Dick Tracy they use vehicles with suicide doors.

by Red Dog December 28, 2005

Doggy Door

Another name for a woman's vagina

Little billy helped sally with her doggy door

by Mr. Battaglia August 4, 2009

layin' doors

The use of mechanical advantage to lower a vehicle. Then cutting the rockers panels off, leaving the doors as the lowest part of the body...

Jennifer: Damn did you see Luke layin' doors on that dually...
Christy: I so want to go licks his balls...
Jennifer: GET IN LINE BITCH!!!

by uncleL May 22, 2006