saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 11, 2016

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 22, 2018

Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing

Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped

by ParchNugget3721 September 08, 2023

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi March 25, 2018

ding dong

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

by I did ur mother at May 04, 2022

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 02, 2016

fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.

Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.

by Moist Water February 15, 2017