Doink

A 12mm tipped paper rolled eighth of ground flower, consumed as a connoisseur.

Also known as a Thoink if there is more flower length or girth.

Also known as a Boink if it’s in a 10mm or 12mm tip but in the less than 3.5 gram category.

Hold that doink pointed down.

by TiCUFF January 21, 2026

Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Drinkamysoupy

The act of fellatio

If you paint my toenails, I’ll let you drinkamysoupy

by AbrosPoopBook June 25, 2025

Doinksed

Doink- plural past tense

I hit him in the head with a football, he really got doinksed!

by HSJAANSHAHABAH November 29, 2025

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011